To be an expert commentator for sport on commercial televison all you need to do have some sort of vague connection to the sport. "Oh you raced motorbikes? Excellent, bikes and cars both have wheels, you can be our commentator for Formula One.

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[I]and then we discovered it wasn't the Robot King after all, it was the real one. Fortunately I was able to reattach the head.[/I]