If you go north of the river at night, you can be a bit of a renegade (and get the best sex of your life) by...

...driving to one of the water towers, which are all on the highest hill in that location and provide an amazing backdrop in every direction...

..you both climb to the top and the as soon as your both up there *bang* drop to your knee and she will be like putty

......and putty wants to make her man happy and then GO TELL ALL HER FRIENDS HOW HER PROPOSAL CRAPS ALL OVER THEIR "fancy dinners"

Then kick back and relax as she spends the rest if your lives trying to top it...that and all her friends will be jealous - which will send her in to a p.flapping frenzy