Originally Posted by TROLLEY

I have actually paraphrased and put it into the speech so that if my speech seems too soft, he will cop the blame.

Day gets even better - the fiancee rings up her hairdresser and asks if they can squeeze me in for a quick trim while she gets her hair done this afternoon. Yep, cool no worries. Awesome. Printed out a couple of man-model photos with "scruffy" hair, asked for similar (shit easy, I usually do my own hair with a razor comb). Ended up getting the apprentice hairdresser who removes twice as much hair as desired and basically gave me a french crop. Now I look like a fucking chav for the wedding. Just need to put my earings back in and find the Adidas jump suit I used to wear in the late 90's.