Dumb cow. Stopped at red light on Barrack street in the CBD today and this blonde bimbo rolls into the back of me. Lucky for her was at slow speed and all she's taken off is a bit of paint, but still not the point. She gets there and says sorry. Like Duh!!! Learn how to drive or stay off the road bitch!
Funniest part about it was that friend in car told me not to hit her as I got out and she looked terrified. And no, I don't generally go hitting people. Their not worth it, lol.
My car lived to see another day. Luckily for her.................

cool story bro

Are you hot?

Phew, I was about to abuse

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Sort-of-on-topic..

I very nearly saw a Bimbo take out a Darwin award this arvo near Port Beach.

Dual carraigeway. Silver '99 (or thereabouts) Honda HRV. Driver appears to be texting as she passes me at a little over the speed limit.

Red light. I brake in a normal manner and notice she seems to be approaching the intersection as if she hasn't seen the light..

Locks up all four wheels at the last second. heaps of smoke, car ends up at 10-15 degrees off the intended direction of travel..

She looks across at me and smiles sweetly. I think she's probably used to people looking at her like she is a complete fool.

you should have hit her then
and get your friend to video it

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Was she hot?

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Was she hot.... Well depends... do you consider blonde hair and blow up doll expression on face hot ? Man was too funny seeing the look on her face. Priceless i think is the mastercard quote.

Throw in some jelly & a wading pool & let us judge who's the winner.