Fuck, same thing happened to me last night when I was in Leederville.

Last night Ajayjay Invites me to the Leedy he explained it was him and a few mates going just to have a good time.
Yeah no dramas seya when i get there..

I rock up at the Leedy Try and find then for ages then finally bump into him,
Go and get a Drink from the bar and we start Dancing etc.
All good everyone is having a good time then they decide to leave i go with the flow

Thats when I found the peen jammed in my anus, I mean, the bottle jammed in my exhaust.

Wednesday 8th June mostly sunny. Light to moderate E/SE winds. Max 19

[QUOTE=haydn_wolf;573479]Wanted: 1 Giraffe + 4 acres of land.[/QUOTE]

They are a nightmare to look after. Seriously get a cat.

Wanted to Buy:

inanimate objects as listed below;

- toe clippers
- Justin Beibers latest CD
- Change purse
- a USED 8" rim for my wheelbarrow - preferably as chromed as possible
- Neons, for my car

Cheers, give me a call on 0400 969 969

Brett :)

[QUOTE=elwyn;573180]I hate it how when i park my car in the city on the streets and i find a Lift bottle jammed up my exhaust. Seriously who does that.[/QUOTE]
you can avoid that by getting the prostitute to come to your house instead

[QUOTE=tarmac;573495]you can avoid that by getting the prostitute to come to your house instead[/QUOTE]

euuwww you'll catch girl germs.

[QUOTE=BALISTC;573485]Fuck, same thing happened to me last night when I was in Leederville.

Last night Ajayjay Invites me to the Leedy he explained it was him and a few mates going just to have a good time.
Yeah no dramas seya when i get there..

I rock up at the Leedy Try and find then for ages then finally bump into him,
Go and get a Drink from the bar and we start Dancing etc.
All good everyone is having a good time then they decide to leave i go with the flow

Thats when I found the peen jammed in my anus, I mean, the bottle jammed in my exhaust.[/QUOTE]

This! ^^^ Soo good... :D

I've lost a sock.

I am now looking for it.

I went to the museum and followed a cute blonde girl in hope of getting laid.

[QUOTE=RamWRC;573499]I went to the museum and followed a cute blonde girl in hope of getting laid.[/QUOTE]

Ending in another blocked exhaust?