billy ray cyrus playing the guitar would top it off

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Wand basics:
One must brake with the left hand and steer with the right foot.
Having Defi's does not make Racecar..

I had no idea the guy is sitting on the roof.. they must have paid the agency big bucks for 'outside the square' ideas like that.

Aimed at women.. interesting theory, tho you couldn’t really say that pile of cheesy crap has a target audience. If they’re going for women it’d be the equivalent to throwing a stick of dynamite in a lake. Sure you'll get a few fish float up, but meanwhile you've fucked the lake & every other animal that inhabited it, who now wish's it was dead after the deafening explosion.

Sometimes after I've seen the ad I think about death & what’s waiting for me... twice I've had to stop myself from plunging a pen into my ear.

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Ho's gotta eat too