I decided today that as it was a nice day i might take my lady to hillarys for lunch. As you can imagine there was many a person with the same thing in mind so parking was next to none. We ended up carpark stalking an older couple for what seemed to be a life time and waited patiently till they got out only for some stupid little p plated slapper to steal the spot. ( no offence to any p platers reading ) I was driving my partners car which i shall mention is a 99 mazda 626, so i decided to try and keep my cool. When this said slapper gets out of her car my fiancee says to her she should not only look but learn to drive before stealing a persons spot. After a few heated words the only come back she had was that we were jealous coz she had a better car than us.. What was her car you may ask?? A hyundai getz..

Damn i think i better start saving so i can get me one of them so i can be a cool little spot stealing hoe...

*end rant*