"ok, so imagine you live in portugal and your moving house. you find a lovely farm house set in a decent plot of land. the place has been empty for 15 years!

whilst exploring your new property you find a large barn in the trees. the door is padlocked shut and its all rusted solid. so you grind the padlock open......... "

http://www.geenstijl.nl/paginas/mirr...zda/index.html

Apologies if its been posted before :P