1) hanging a piss when u've been keeping it in all day (and a shit too)

2) sex and all things related.




please feel free to add on to my list

3) boogies

4. ignoring fred's lame jokes

5) listening to the 100,000 questions that bernie asks everyone in #perthwrx

6) shoplifted mars and snickers bars

screwing someones gf without them knowing , then the next night they buy u a beer.(best tasting beer ever)

"im looking to get full decals on my rex for under $300, i think i can manage that, what do you think fred?"

"does anyone know how to fit neons?"

you really think sex doesn't cost you anything........

let me mind you
1. if you have a girlfriend you beg for it, so it costs time, effort and general financial maintanance......
2. if your married it cost you a lot more sometimes as much as half.....
3.if your single it costs you heaps on alcohol, condoms and if you fck up 18 years at 30% of your income
4.if your ugly it costs you 250 an hour
5.if your desperate its costs you heaps on alcohol till you pull one...

if yah smart, nothing

if your good-looking...nothing