AFL Dribble Shit Thread

[BOMB3R]

Originally Posted by BLUES

At least he doesn't work for Centrelink.

ROFL Jimmy will get paid more out of coaching in the next 12 months than he did as head coach.........

[BLUES]

By the Mexican drug cartels?

[BOMB3R]

Originally Posted by BLUES

By the Mexican drug cartels?

The Media are probably on Par with them yeh...............

[BLUES]

Maybe the Mexicans or Dank can inject him with something that shrinks his ears rather than give him constant boners & a tan?

[XT43]

Originally Posted by BOMB3R

Just in case you missed it last week Burke

Just in case you missed it earlier in the week Jaron.

[BOMB3R]

I am open to all wagers that we finish above you this year and next..............?

[XT43]

Essendon will be holding lots of sausage sizzles and raffles to raise some money when all the fringe players who won't really secure a financial future from just footy decide to pump up their bank balance.

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/mobile/ar...h&mchpost=pos3

[DamoESP]

Ok, so the NRL today issued an infraction notice to one of its players for the use and trafficking of a banned substance: CJC-1295. 2 year ban for the use, 4 years to life ban for the trafficking. On a side note....

Richard Ings ‏@ringsau

For "trafficking" to be the charge, PED's have to be given, sold or made available to any athlete in ANY wada code sport.

Hrmm...so if no other NRL player gets charged...I wonder what other WADA code sport they could be connected to?
Anyway the drug in question, CJC-1295...sounds familiar?? Lets look at the AFL Charge sheet shall we??

AFL charge sheet.
On 11 January 2012, Charter forwarded a text message to Dank stating: Which peptides do you need (compounded) next?
In his reply Dank requested “Thymosin Beta 4 and “CJC-1295”

Oh boy, woweeee....... Surely Dank cannot be the only link to EFC in this saga....oh hang on...

Fairfax Media reported exclusively in late March that Earl was on the cusp of switching to the AFL after participating in a secret try-out for Essendon arranged by controversial sports scientist Stephen Dank.

Fairfax Media revealed Earl was put through a series of kicking, marking and hand-balling drills in May last year when the Bombers travelled to Sydney for their round-nine clash with Greater Western Sydney.

Read more: Banned NRL player tried out for Essendon

This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving hahahahaha

[American Dave]

rofl

[phizzle]

Originally Posted by American Dave

rofl

+11 for epicness.

Surely Dank needs to be summoned with a talk or go to Alf Stewart's Rampaging Ass Reaming Rape Dungeon of Wonder and Excitement??