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Old 22-04-2007, 02:40 PM
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Okay, I just gotta have a little rant about some of the weird ass customers I have.

Some of you may or may not know, I own a little Deli in the Northbridge area, and being close to the city, I get a lot of weirdos. Generally, the only weirdos that I get are drunk, drug fugged, or tourists.

But lately ive been noticing a bit of a trend. Its to do with the new tobacco laws. Well you have probably noticed, cigarette packets now have some fairly graphic images printed on them.

I am getting sick and tired of fucking pansy ass smokers who are constantly asking me to swap the cigarette packet for one with a "nicer" image. Holding up customers behind them.

"Oooh you little fucking baby. dont you like the scaaaary picture? MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT SMOKING DICKHEAD!"

I usually deliberately pretend to not understand what they are after. I pretend to think they want a different strength of cigarette until they say it out loud for every one in the shop to hear, that they dont like the scary picture. I let them embarrass themselves. Then I give them an evil look. I'll tell people to harden up or just quit smoking.

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Old 22-04-2007, 02:51 PM
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Old 22-04-2007, 03:42 PM
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Don't sell any cigarettes, get no sales. Easy.
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Old 22-04-2007, 03:57 PM
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its not too hard to just carry one of those hard packs and transfer all your ciggies, thats what the mrs does. I generally buy the smokes anyway tho.. lol

Some ppl just like being difficult!
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Old 22-04-2007, 04:33 PM
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Well over a month without smokes for me!!

Everything smells better and I'm not coughing up black shit after a night out.

last night people tried to get me to smoke and it felt so good having the will power to tell them to shove it.
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Old 22-04-2007, 04:38 PM
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You should sell some of the plastic cigarette cases, i've seen them around.
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Well over a month without smokes for me!!

Everything smells better and I'm not coughing up black shit after a night out.

last night people tried to get me to smoke and it felt so good having the will power to tell them to shove it.
What kind of cocksmoker would try to make you smoke if they know you're quitting?
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There's money on it that I'll cave in. 6 months.
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You should sell some of the plastic cigarette cases, i've seen them around.

Yeah agreed!

cash in on the pansy's asking for nice pictures, say get fucked, buy this instead!
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Old 23-04-2007, 07:35 AM
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Ive already stock those plastic cases for cigarette packets.

Only problem is, most of the pansies that dont like the scary pictures are also cheap skates.
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