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Deli man rant
Okay, I just gotta have a little rant about some of the weird ass customers I have.
Some of you may or may not know, I own a little Deli in the Northbridge area, and being close to the city, I get a lot of weirdos. Generally, the only weirdos that I get are drunk, drug fugged, or tourists. But lately ive been noticing a bit of a trend. Its to do with the new tobacco laws. Well you have probably noticed, cigarette packets now have some fairly graphic images printed on them. I am getting sick and tired of fucking pansy ass smokers who are constantly asking me to swap the cigarette packet for one with a "nicer" image. Holding up customers behind them. "Oooh you little fucking baby. dont you like the scaaaary picture? MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT SMOKING DICKHEAD!" I usually deliberately pretend to not understand what they are after. I pretend to think they want a different strength of cigarette until they say it out loud for every one in the shop to hear, that they dont like the scary picture. I let them embarrass themselves. Then I give them an evil look. I'll tell people to harden up or just quit smoking. FUCKING PANSIES /END RANT.
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aahahahahaha boys p.m.s just like girls these days
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Don't sell any cigarettes, get no sales. Easy.
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its not too hard to just carry one of those hard packs and transfer all your ciggies, thats what the mrs does. I generally buy the smokes anyway tho.. lol
Some ppl just like being difficult! |
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Well over a month without smokes for me!!
Everything smells better and I'm not coughing up black shit after a night out. last night people tried to get me to smoke and it felt so good having the will power to tell them to shove it. |
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You should sell some of the plastic cigarette cases, i've seen them around.
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There's money on it that I'll cave in. 6 months.
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Yeah agreed! cash in on the pansy's asking for nice pictures, say get fucked, buy this instead! |
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Ive already stock those plastic cases for cigarette packets.
Only problem is, most of the pansies that dont like the scary pictures are also cheap skates.
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