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MadDocker · #**401** 12-12-2008, 08:23 AM

Knock knock

Who’s there?

*Bang* *Bang* it’s the Victorian Police.

Strubaru · #**402** 12-12-2008, 01:43 PM

Cooper89 · #**403** 12-12-2008, 07:16 PM

God visits a man and tell him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven!

The man says "I'll try!"

A week passes and gawd visits the man to see how he's getting on..
"Not bad" Says the man, "ive given up smoking and drinking, but when my wife bent over the freezer i had to fuck her up the arse!!"

"They dont like that in heaven" Replies god.

The man replies "Theyre not too happy about it in woolworths either!"

mattmy99 · #**404** 13-12-2008, 01:22 PM

Here is a list of things you can only say at Christmas:

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in.
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

scoobygez · #**405** 15-12-2008, 10:41 AM

lol quality!!!

Kato · #**406** 15-12-2008, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattmy99

Here is a list of things you can only say at Christmas:

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in.
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

But I say these all year round!?!!?

JA50N · #**407** 15-12-2008, 05:43 PM

I'm so fucking pissed off. I did my bit to help the disabled today but I lost 3 retards. One at McDonalds, one at Coles and where the fuck did you go?

JA50N · #**408** 15-12-2008, 05:43 PM

Santa Claus isn't coming to give presents this year. He is suffering from depression. He doesn't believe in himself no more!

JA50N · #**409** 15-12-2008, 06:11 PM

A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa's lap. Santa pointed his finger in the boys face, and said " George I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y." Nope! replied George. Then again, pointing his finger in the boys face. You want C-A-N-D-Y. Nope! replied George. Then just what the hell do you want, ask Santa. George looked Santa in the face, pointing his finger, I want some P-U-S-S-Y! And don't tell me that you don't have any. Because I can smell it on your finger!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JA50N · #**410** 20-02-2009, 09:36 PM

What 2 things didn't Chris Brown give Rihanna?

A black eye and fat lip!