A Father is sitting in the lounge watching T.V when his youngest son comes in and asks "dad, what's the difference between theoreticaly and realisticly ?"

"well" answers his father, "that's a tough one. I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with the milk man for 1 million dollars" so the boy runs off and comes back a minute later.

"Mum said she would" replys the boy

"ok, now go ask your sister if she would sleep with the postman for 2 million dollars" so again the boy runs off and comes back a short while later.

"She said she would too"

"ok" says the father "well theoreticaly we're sitting on 3 million dollars,

but realistically we're just living with a couple of sluts..."

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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/giraffe/

Sorry dude, just doesn't cut it 4 me...

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The 3 Stages Of A Night Out

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> >A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
> >The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"
> >
> >The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."
> >
> >The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.
> >
> >His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
> >
> >After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so
> >how
>
> >many sales did you make today?"
> >
> >The Aussie said "One."
> >
> >The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Here in Harrods, our sales
> >people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
> >
> >"£108,637.64", the Aussie replied.
> >
> >The manager choked and exclaimed "£108,637.64? What the hell did you
> >sell him?"
> >
> >"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and
> >then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going
> >fishing and he said down at the coast so I told him he would need a
> >boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that
> >twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic
> >would pull it, so
>I
>
> >took him down to Harrods car sales and I sold him a BMW X5 "
> >
> >The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in
> >here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
> >
> >"No, no, no...he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and
> >I said..."Well, since your weekend's f*cked, you might as well go fishing."
> >

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.... and thats just the 1st guy !!!

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WTF?!

It's like the badger song... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/

But a bit more random! good one to send idiots and see how long they watch it before they figure its looping...

The guys who make these......what are they smoking?

see the red mushroom? thats what they're smoking