Thats just not right

Child runs into kitchen to talk to mother. Child says 'mommy, nans got a prawn'
Mom says what do you mean?
Child takes mom into living room where grandma is lying completely naked, legs wide open.
'look mommy, its a prawn!'
Mom says 'oh, no it isnt'
Child says 'well it tastes like one!'

I recently wrote a play for my local Primary school and had the children act it out.
I have no idea why the parents reacted so negatively to it.
I thought it was a very well written and thought out war/love story.

The most moving moment in the play:

Fanny hasn't seen Dick since war broke out. Dick is desperate for Fanny.

FANNY: Dick!
DICK: I'm so glad you came, Fanny.
FANNY: I'm very wet, Dick.
DICK: Yes, it is raining rather heavily at the moment. Shall we take tea?
FANNY: Yes, let's! I could do with something warm inside me.
DICK: An iced finger?
FANNY: I'd prefer to stuff myself with a spotted dick, Dick. Though feel free to have a finger yourself.
DICK: Oh, gosh, it's hard, Fanny.
FANNY: Hard, Dick?
DICK: I wish this damn of a war would end and we could spend every night locked in each others' arms.
FANNY: What about the navy? You've done such heroic things with your seamen.
DICK: They mean nothing to me! Every night I toss in my bunk thinking about us. I want to discharge myself over you, Fanny.

I have no idea why the childrens' parents were so angry...I thought it was very exciting.

Karma:

When you're driving along and you chuck your used chewie out the window and it goes back inside the car, you have a look at the back seat and your grandmonther is fingering herself again.

THE LOVING HUSBAND

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."

Two snowmen are standing on a mountain and one says to the other "Oi bro, can you smell carrots?"

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