Need idea 4 stag do?


One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
for his flight etc but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
Genius.