I suppose after 7 years of being in relationships with the opposite sex, i've learnt a few do's and dont's but today i just took that too the next level

Saw an old work mate come in today and since i last saw her (6mnths maybe) she has put on some weight on around the belly (no biggie, no ones perfect!) and her boobs had gotten bigger... Then she rubs her belly with an open palm.

Naturally I said something along the lines of "OMG are you having a baby" (gotta make it sound exciting too!). Turns out she isnt and she gets really upset. Whats worse is her boyfriends mum is standing next to her and says "she better not be"

Whoops!

no no... she was just hungry!

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Way to go Mat, You sure know how to make a girl feel good lol

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haha mate, thats the number one golden rule when it comes to chicks - never mention anything ever about weight unless it is one of these exact sentences ;

1.) Daaamn girl have you lost weight, you look hawwt

2.) Your BF's ex-GF has really chunked up lately

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at least you probaly motivated her to lose some weight now

hehehehe bulimia ftw...

Mat, i said the same thing to my ex and ..i got a slap and she wouldnt talk to me for week...wish i had read this before i said it

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ray ray can say anything because he gets so many girls

just ask him

hahahaha

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LOL Mat.

I learnt the hard way too.... i just dont mention it now until they mention it first