The News Thread
 

Seeing as there is a new funny news article posted up everyday, thought may as well make one thread.

read this this morning, found it quite funny


[URL=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=124863]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=124863[/URL]

"running onto the pitch naked during a girl's soccer match and striking a range of "body builder poses" HAHAHA gold! can see some 12 year old girls scarred for life there.

LOL

[url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22730013-2,00.html[/url]

Earlier, a 29-year-old man was spoken to by police after he declined to shake the Prime Minister's hand.

The man, identified only as Alex, put his hand out as Mr Howard approached him but then whipped his hand away.

"I'm not a fan," he said later.

Fucking legend! Nearly as good as stink palming the prick.

[url]http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=145&ContentID=46486[/url]

someones goin down after that! lol

fark the person/s responsible better pray they dont find out or its game over for them

[url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22742901-23109,00.html[/url]

MALAYSIA, Iran and Turkey plan to build an "Islamic car" fitted with a compass to find the direction of Mecca, and a compartment to keep the Koran in, the Malaysian state news agency said.

EDIT: Just a suggestion, make the compartment a refrigerated humidor, they will sell thousands.

[QUOTE=Hurtenstein]Earlier, a 29-year-old man was spoken to by police after he declined to shake the Prime Minister's hand.

The man, identified only as Alex, put his hand out as Mr Howard approached him but then whipped his hand away.

"I'm not a fan," he said later.

Fucking legend! Nearly as good as stink palming the prick.[/QUOTE]


typcial fuking knob that supports labour.. no education in that fella

that woman who got knocked down should go USA styles and sue their asses, the PM, the shops and the photograpers!!

[url]http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/comments/0,21590,22743141-2761,00.html[/url]

Check out the comments :D

[QUOTE=BALISTC][url]http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/comments/0,21590,22743141-2761,00.html[/url]

Check out the comments :D[/QUOTE]

LOL gold.