The News Thread
 

Seeing as there is a new funny news article posted up everyday, thought may as well make one thread.

read this this morning, found it quite funny


[URL=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=124863]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=124863[/URL]

"running onto the pitch naked during a girl's soccer match and striking a range of "body builder poses" HAHAHA gold! can see some 12 year old girls scarred for life there.

LOL

[url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22730013-2,00.html[/url]

Earlier, a 29-year-old man was spoken to by police after he declined to shake the Prime Minister's hand.

The man, identified only as Alex, put his hand out as Mr Howard approached him but then whipped his hand away.

"I'm not a fan," he said later.

Fucking legend! Nearly as good as stink palming the prick.

[url]http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=145&ContentID=46486[/url]

someones goin down after that! lol

fark the person/s responsible better pray they dont find out or its game over for them

[url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22742901-23109,00.html[/url]

MALAYSIA, Iran and Turkey plan to build an "Islamic car" fitted with a compass to find the direction of Mecca, and a compartment to keep the Koran in, the Malaysian state news agency said.

EDIT: Just a suggestion, make the compartment a refrigerated humidor, they will sell thousands.

[QUOTE=Hurtenstein]Earlier, a 29-year-old man was spoken to by police after he declined to shake the Prime Minister's hand.

The man, identified only as Alex, put his hand out as Mr Howard approached him but then whipped his hand away.

"I'm not a fan," he said later.

Fucking legend! Nearly as good as stink palming the prick.[/QUOTE]


typcial fuking knob that supports labour.. no education in that fella

that woman who got knocked down should go USA styles and sue their asses, the PM, the shops and the photograpers!!

[url]http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/comments/0,21590,22743141-2761,00.html[/url]

Check out the comments :D

[QUOTE=BALISTC][url]http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/comments/0,21590,22743141-2761,00.html[/url]

Check out the comments :D[/QUOTE]

LOL gold.

Lollllllllllllllll

LOL Liberty owners, come on mate!

"Grant Dorrington is a twit. With all his lower speed idea's, we may as well walk to work (atleast it would help with the weight problem) But come on people, it's not just commodore drivers. Skyline (particular R33 GTR's), Liberty, WRX and Evo drivers all hoon. So stop picking on just commodore drivers."

Posted by: Brockas of Gating WA 3:22pm today
Comment 27 of 28

someone needs to make an official score board like the topgear lap times one.

car type:
speed caught:
offenses:
driver age:
other cars involved:

I would be interested to see the stats on that just out of interest.

Lol, people really are taking a shining to posing as TJ of late arent they..

TJ again: Only 177km/h? They arent real hoons! Real hoons would keep accelerating until the cops didn't have enough speed to catch them anymore. My sneepsneep would probably bust out near 300km/h before it runs out of legs!

Posted by: TJ of Antilag.com

Thankyou for pasting what we can all read captain obvious :)

who's TJ?

[QUOTE=American Dave]LOL Liberty owners, come on mate!

"Grant Dorrington is a twit. With all his lower speed idea's, we may as well walk to work (atleast it would help with the weight problem) But come on people, it's not just commodore drivers. Skyline (particular R33 GTR's), Liberty, WRX and Evo drivers all hoon. So stop picking on just commodore drivers."

Posted by: Brockas of Gating WA 3:22pm today
Comment 27 of 28[/QUOTE]

That is what i was thinking, I have no idea why he had a shot at liberty's, or the fact that all the cars he picked on (with his specifying of the GTR) are all AWD and have brakes that can pull the cars from 100-0 in no time at all.

Specifying the GTR was also a joke....its an Antilag thing :)

"A dinner date with minister Allanah McTiernan should be a sufficient punishment for all the "hoons" out there

Posted by: Roger Cordia of fully sik 3:45pm today "

HAHAHAHA! :D

Absolutely classic stuff there!

[QUOTE=pete gopal]"A dinner date with minister Allanah McTiernan should be a sufficient punishment for all the "hoons" out there

Posted by: Roger Cordia of fully sik 3:45pm today "

HAHAHAHA! :D[/QUOTE]

Winner of the best comment award i think :D

funniest shit I have ever read...fucking LOL

And in recent news:

[url]http://www.smh.com.au/news/Business/Lion-Nathan-buys-Tasmanian-brewer-Boags/2007/11/08/1194329380555.html[/url]

Now i get Boags for free too !! Shweeeet.

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[url]http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22752125-2761,00.html[/url]

[url]http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22750529-661,00.html[/url]

ROFL!

[QUOTE=teejay][url]http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22750529-661,00.html[/url]

ROFL![/QUOTE]
Bahahahaha, serves the cats supporter right. That's fkn funny!!!

[url]http://www.webwombat.com.au/motoring/news/news0026.htm[/url]

Makes WA police having a WRX look tame.

[url]http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22751904-950,00.html[/url]

[url]http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=29&ContentID=46850[/url]

haha! Random Indians..

[QUOTE=DaChung][url]http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=29&ContentID=46850[/url]

haha! Random Indians..[/QUOTE]



"While the bridegroom and his relatives had a sumptuous meal, the bridal dog was given a bun."

HAHHA!!!!

[QUOTE=ninjawrx]"While the bridegroom and his relatives had a sumptuous meal, the bridal dog was given a bun."

HAHHA!!!![/QUOTE]

hahaha f#*kn gold hahaha

[URL=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=322628]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=322628[/URL]

OH SNAP!

[URL=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=322610]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=322610[/URL]

ROFL! prolly not the classiest way to go out!

Remember the US$60m Judges pants???
[url]http://www.thewest.com.au/aapstory.aspx?StoryName=436574[/url]

drink some hairspray

[url]http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22762645-5005361,00.html[/url]

Thats fucken wack!!

[url]http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2419/[/url]

Schuey. Still kicking them all. What a bloke.

[url]http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/33yearold-ties-the-knot-with-his-bride/2007/11/14/1194766712710.html[/url]

What a dog of a wife!

Suprised it didnt happen in locko....

[url]http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2007/11/14/1194766745476.html?s_rid=smh:top5[/url]