Just received an email which may help you all decide:

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeez, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free arse passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge of being a fudgepacker.

I have a cat

Her name is Jamimah.. She's so cute...

oh god this sounds gayer and gayer...

Like i said, i have sfa idea about evos. Could of been a nine but its looked very tough.

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Honda Hannspree Edition CBR 600 RR - SOLD
Yamaha FZ1N - Purchased

This would have to be the Gheyest Thread so far.

no question but who was the tool that started it huh?

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Funny looking German Subaru

The meal ticket models are on the loose. Quite similar. Most obvious differance is the front end round the radiator is painted on the cheepo's and I think it is going to be black on the evo.

Not sure if the upper level Lancer comes with a wing or not so won't comment on that.

Wouldn't mind taking one of the new CVT tranny ones for a spin. Think it might be a bit odd to drive at first but apparently very smooth. Better keep the Mrs. out of them Me's thinks!!!

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Stoner & Webber 2011 World Champions

Haha!! some people obviousley have nothing to do on a fridey arvo!

made me laugh for 0.5 of a second.

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500+hp and helis on tap, eta - June 2025.

There are certain perth-wrx members whos cars i would definately drive with two hands!
Would be too scary otherwise!

f*ck, i thought it was ok with 2 hands on the wheel

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Version 6 STI

Mmmm i dont know, sounded like it was turboed. Dont really see that much difference. Almost like buying a GX RX or whatever and doing a conversion isnt it?

Faker shakers are dodgy as though when they dont have a engine conversion

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Honda Hannspree Edition CBR 600 RR - SOLD
Yamaha FZ1N - Purchased