was at the local servo filling the car up next to a couple of 'yokels' that had the bonnet up. I filled the car up and watched as they poured bucket after bucket of water into the radiator.

As I was paying, the female 'yokel' walks in and yells out to the lady behind the counter.... " I have put at least ten buckets of water in and it still looks empty, and there's no oil in it the engine either. "
The kind assistant pelies with, "Well as you are pouring it in, it seems to be coming out the bottom of the car, maybeyou have a hole in your engine. "

f*#king dimwits, the radiator hose had come off and was hanging down below the car... clearly spilling the water out again.

You wouldn't believe that she started filling up the bucket and continued to pour water into the car.... whilst standing in a puddle of water that was coming straight out again.

Some people have no hope.

At least if she was hot, I would have stopped to help but it was a very Jerry Springer type moment.

Evolution must skip some people.

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Oxygen thieves

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Arguably my Automobile is Awash with Alliteration - Subaru Sti S202

waste of skin, visual pollution
if u see any hot chicks, take pics

That has to be the best piece of advice anyone could give or receive

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catching public transport everyday i also see occurances like this on a regular basis.
still i never get tired of hearing the stories.

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Werewolf Barmitzvah.....

I seen a chick top up the engine through the filler cap in the rocker cover with water beacuse the BF said " put some water in the engine" lol!

OH. MY. GOD. These are skills you should need to master BEFORE you can even sit for your L's. There should be a compulsory general course at school in Yr 12 comprising of; How to change a tyre, Check all the fluids, Change wiper blades etc. All the simple stuff that a rock ape could do. If you can't do that then you deserve to catch a bus.

Like the guy that tried to port his Honda's heads by filling up the airbox with sand.

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Older guy at work - get new BF work car delievered.

Drives it 20m, parks it under shade to put his stuff in it.

Comes in 10 minutes later screaming "Ford are fucked, this car is fucked, the steering wheel is broken, its upside down!!!"

The boss and I walk over.... get in the car, and turn the wheel straight... he had turned it to park the car.

Fucking muppet hehe.

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haha.

a girl at work had a flat tyre. everyone told her about it as the rim was literally sitting in the road. "should be ok by the time I leave"

yep. it will magicaly inflate its self when the fairies fly past.

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my sister had a HQ holden as her first car. checked the oil and decided to top it up. she got home and told my dad it took 2 full bottles until she could even see any in there...
She didnt know anything about this thing called a dipstick!!!!