I honestly wonder how on earth Joondalup hospital is still operating. Tonight i had to drive my way to the nearest hospital (unfortunately its Joondalup) to receive stitches for an open wound on my nuckles thats deep down to the bone. I go to the emergency ward and wait about 45 minutes (not too bad) to receive 8 stitches. The doc sits me down, cleans the wound and then immediately starts threading the stitches through ... without even applying any anaesthetic. After peircing the first needle through the skin i reply to him:

Me: FARK!! don't you need to apply anaesthetic
Doc: *clicks fingers* oops haha your right!

its not a fuking joking matter. he's supposed to be a professional and he can't even think straight? This isn't the first time they've done an OOPSIE on me either. A year ago when i had to receive stitches from them i went to get them removed from my local GP.. the gp tells me that who-ever stitched me up did it completely wrong and that the bandaging was infact holding the wound together. Every single time i've visited Joodalup hospital they've always done an OOPSIE.....

was it your wanking hand or the hand you use to tickle your balls? at least if its the balls hand you can still rub one out. oh and your avatar is pretty ironic at this point

__________________
MY93 Impreza GX 1.8L, 0hp, 0nm

HAHA i just noticed that:P what a coincidence

If you did that kind of damage are you sure you could even feel stitches? I had three in my face when i was 13 and told the doc not to bother with anaesthetic and it was fine.

Harden up princess

__________________
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

this is why I have private health cover... Joondalup has got a hell of alot better since it was taken over by Ramsay... but there are still some changes that need to be made.

RAMBO is a keyboard warrior now! Hahaha

__________________
MY06 STi

well then stop getting stitches so you can stop fukn complaining.

__________________
"Our business here today is cocaine, yes? "

It could have been worse, it could have been peel health campus

As my ear nose and throat surgeon said to me after I got my tonsils out at south perth hospital.... "go straight to fremantle hospital if you bleed" me: why not peel health? his reply: "You are better off going to your local vet than that place!"

True story!

Ouch, I bet it would hurt!
Thats what happens when we have a nurse shortage! The doctors are deprived of their sexy nurses in their uniforms so they do dodgy work!