1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing cricket without a box.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

there shouldnt be an issue with the remote control... whats she doing out of the kitchen ?

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MY93 Impreza GX 1.8L, 0hp, 0nm

howwwwww rrrruuuuddddeeee

wheres my dinner ?

And what are chicks doing driving rexes?

they should be in the kitchen cooking my dinner

What ALL chicks should be cooking your dinner? how much do you eat???

no no..only one cooks.
the others are there to poll dance, massage my feet, etc etc

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

while ur paying out on toad...

toad has 2 handbrakes when driving his rex. :P

the date is the one who should be blowing, if she knows her rightful place

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MY93 Impreza GX 1.8L, 0hp, 0nm

passenger seat

nice 1 jester