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Wait......something is not right
What do you think this is???
That's right, a new prison in the UK!!! WTF?? Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON You get time off for good behavior @ WORK You get more work for good behavior @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON You get your own toilet @ WORK You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK They are called managers
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No more GC8, sad face. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Last edited by phizzle; 13-05-2008 at 05:38 PM. Reason: someone saw a boo boo :-) |
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