What do you think this is???






















That's right, a new prison in the UK!!! WTF??

Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
You get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called managers

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can i book a holiday there please?

compared to some places people live in the uk this prison is nice

Hmm, i always thought that was in Holland or somewhere nearby.

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think you got the meal comparison mixed up :d

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Too right!! Cut and paste ftl

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Omg!!!!

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Privately contracted jail.

Government pays someone else to run it, so its their choice how to build the thing.

Better to build something humane and hopefully half encourage them to rehabilitate I guess.

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hmmm watch "America's Hardest Prisons" on dicovery Channel.

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