the joys of sitting next to a P-wrx member in the workplace. - Page 2 - Perth-WRX.com

WHITEMY08 · #11 21-07-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wannabox

Hahah guy at work went away and we had 50,000 stickers that were printed for something but came back wrong. Well a fair few were used and he is still peeling them off his desk since this morning.

Hehe, my mate is away and I am thinking of prank ideas anyone got any good ones? He does like a good joke.

Cable tie an air horn underneath their office chair, when the strut takes up the slack the horn goes off and they shit themselves as does everyone in a 10m radius that isn't aware....

wannabox · #12 21-07-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by WHITEMY08

Cable tie an air horn underneath their office chair, when the strut takes up the slack the horn goes off and they shit themselves as does everyone in a 10m radius that isn't aware....

GOLD GOLD GOLD

WHITEMY08 · #13 21-07-2008, 01:24 PM

simple but very effective....

Strubaru · #14 21-07-2008, 01:33 PM

i like the more subtle approach, like a piece of sticky tape on the phone speaker so that thier voice can't be heard at the other end, or if they use the number pad to swap the keys around so its the same 1-9 pattern as the phone, not very obvious if you've been away from the keyboard for a few weeks

being a cad drafty though i like to get into the autocad key commands (acad.pgp file) and change move to copy and copy to move, quite funny if you sit next to them & they start cursing and they're thinking the computer is stuffing up or they forgot how to draw whilst on holidays

Wrexter · #15 21-07-2008, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Strubaru

being a cad drafty though i like to get into the autocad key commands (acad.pgp file) and change move to copy and copy to move, quite funny if you sit next to them & they start cursing and they're thinking the computer is stuffing up or they forgot how to draw whilst on holidays

I so have to do that

also repositioning the buttons on the qwerty keypad, hahahah

got this email last week:

One-Point Dares

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

Three-Point Dares

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.

Five-Point Dares

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness,I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.
15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".

jzr · #16 21-07-2008, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wrexter

I so have to do that

also repositioning the buttons on the qwerty keypad, hahahah

got this email last week:

One-Point Dares

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

Three-Point Dares

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.

Five-Point Dares

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness,I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.
15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".

we got this about a year ago. i did the fly down for an hour and at lunchtime i drank straight from the cooler.

miss_petepie · #17 21-07-2008, 03:11 PM

we do that kind of stuff here in shannons as most of our staff is antilag.com members

jasonmurray · #18 21-07-2008, 05:49 PM

Aaaaaahahahahah jezz!!! That was fantastic!

I can see my old desk in the first shot!!!

ImPreSiV · #19 21-07-2008, 05:53 PM

nice one Jeremy!

Golding · #20 21-07-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Strubaru

i like the more subtle approach, like a piece of sticky tape on the phone speaker so that thier voice can't be heard at the other end, or if they use the number pad to swap the keys around so its the same 1-9 pattern as the phone, not very obvious if you've been away from the keyboard for a few weeks

being a cad drafty though i like to get into the autocad key commands (acad.pgp file) and change move to copy and copy to move, quite funny if you sit next to them & they start cursing and they're thinking the computer is stuffing up or they forgot how to draw whilst on holidays

haha yeah ive doen that to a few people who piss me off.
Im the CAD Coordinator, so when they go off and do their own stuff that theyre not sposed to, i have a batch file i run which jumbles up theyre acad.pgp and also Accudraw in Microstation.

good times