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Old 13-08-2008, 08:16 PM
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Default This man likes humping park benches.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-23109,00.html

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A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he stuck it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.
At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

Unfortunately for Mr Xing, news crews descended on the park to film the rescue effort:

Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail.

Rescuers eventually cut away part of the bench and Mr Xing was taken to hospital where doctors took another four hours to free him.

They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis.
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Old 13-08-2008, 08:53 PM
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maybe he should had used some lube
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Old 13-08-2008, 09:42 PM
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why didnt it go soft and just come back out??

must of tied it in a knot!!!
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Old 13-08-2008, 09:54 PM
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all i can say what a retard!
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Old 13-08-2008, 10:03 PM
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the rumours must be true about asians cock sizes look at the size of the holes!
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Old 13-08-2008, 10:20 PM
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Old 14-08-2008, 02:42 AM
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and i heard he had a bee sting on it.............
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What a cock up.
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Old 14-08-2008, 08:22 AM
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Yeah you could say I had the balls to do it
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