take 5 sleeping pills and try and wack off before you pass out.

Nothing beats the wack after a big night out and failing to find a sleeping partner, the self hate tug-a-thon I call it. It is what I usually end up doing :P hehehe.

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"Usually. Some guys can only dribble while others can shoot three pointers, so it might not make any difference how far they shoot. But in my case, it does."

with sandpaper.

I hear church is what all the cool kids do these days.....












farkin ROFL @ Josh 4L bucket comment - GOLD!!!!

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yeh considering im a girl - women never were my thing to start with haha. nice try tho.

actually - to nearlly all your replies - maybe i should have mentioned im a GIRL
but now i can see why the boys are always busy.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! glad i didnt put an idea down. not saying anthing though

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Might have to try this!! sounds like a challenge...

I figured this out a long time ago, you signed the first post Sares and had a previous post mentioning your ex B/F. I was gonna mention something but thought it was funnier seeing what all the others were saying. Hahahahaha

well for all the LADs out there, take a rohypnol and a viagra and go for a run naked through northbridge, always a recipe for a good story / news item

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