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Old 18-11-2005, 12:20 PM
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Default Ghetto Spelling' Bee

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.





1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody

get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they

gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say,

"Bullshit, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10 Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to

the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on

stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide"
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Old 18-11-2005, 01:15 PM
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Old 22-11-2005, 10:08 AM
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My Tasmanian neighbours daughter came over yesterday n dold me her brothers dick was like a peanut, so I asked her if it was small n she said nah it's just really salty.
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