Go Back > Off Topic Discussions > Non-WRX Discussion
Register Diddy Kart ArticlesAll AlbumsBlogs FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Welcome to Perth-WRX, click here to register!

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 18-11-2005, 01:25 PM
DAN682's Avatar
Sign me up!
Nazi Sled Driver
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Mandurah
Posts: 2,364
Thanks: 25
Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts
DAN682 at standard level
Send a message via ICQ to DAN682 Send a message via MSN to DAN682 Send a message via Yahoo to DAN682
Default Forwarded Emails

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time
and trouble to send me "forwards"over the past 12 months. Thank
you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and wealthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on
envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need
to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the

Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it I
know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these
products are Atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran Wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from - nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since
they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number
for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
Singaporeand Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my
free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now
have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214
angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward
an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the
internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating
in their special on-line email program.

Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now
return the favor!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7
minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your
head at 5:00 PM(EST) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's
second husband's cousin's beautician.
Reply With Quote
Old 18-11-2005, 05:45 PM
jEstEr?'s Avatar
Insufficient registration
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Perth-ish
Posts: 8,327
Thanks: 26
Thanked 64 Times in 47 Posts
jEstEr? knows their stuff

your welcome
MY93 Impreza GX 1.8L, 0hp, 0nm
Reply With Quote
Old 18-11-2005, 05:48 PM
Pettata's Avatar
STI Master
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: 123 Fake St
Posts: 539
Thanks: 1
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Pettata at standard level

so the gist of it is you don't like forwarded emails?

haha.... no need to answer
Speed doesn't kill. Suddenly becoming stationary does!
Reply With Quote

emails, forwarded

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Welcome to Perth-WRX, click here to register!

All times are GMT +8. The time now is 05:20 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO