Fuck I laughed so hard on that that!

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2015 Forester XT Premium
2020 VW Tiguan Allspace
teejay: If I wanted a comeback Id wank in front of a fan

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MY01 JDM EVO VII - 230KW / 430NM @ 1.6BAR

http://i.imgur.com/FwFBq.gif

Totally NSFW!

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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Yes baby, I could be in the shed for a while!

^bahahaha wtf!!!!

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Lol that's completely safe for work!

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Silver MY08 Betty.

Link it with a NSFW tag next time please

Edited.

No embedding of NSFW stuff guys (and gals)!

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[COLOR="Gray"]550Nm off a 2L... Just wish it was in the dak dak...[/COLOR]

Nearly got me fired that post

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Version 6 Sti
6 Speed, brembos, twin scroll and 2.1 stroker
356hp and 471nm ATW

When you’re wearing socks and step in something wet:


When your parents don’t like what you’re wearing:


When you take pics with your best friend:


When you pass by school or work on the weekend:


When someone you just met wants a hug:


When you try to wink seductively:


When you smell food cooking in the kitchen:


When someone near you mentions your favorite band:


When you’re walking home at night and you hear a noise:


When your friend has a sunburn:


That stage in a friendship when you can finally start insulting them:


When someone tries to talk to you in the morning:


When you see a picture of a cockroach:


When someone asks for a bite of your food:


When you were a kid and opened a present with clothes in it:


When you walk into McDonald’s with more than five dollars:


When you go the doctor and the nurse walks in with your flu shot:


When you walk into the bathroom and the toilet isn’t flushed:


When the person you like asks you who you like:


When you hear the words, “dinner is ready”:


When a baby is staring at you and the parents aren’t looking:


When people are arguing and try to pull you into the conversation:


When your mom tries to dance:


When you dislike someone so much their name angers you:


When you put your camera on self-timer:


When your teacher says, “Pop quiz!”


When you drop your food:


When you miss the ice cream truck:


When you close the wrong internet tab:


When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it:

"Continue..."

When someone spits while they’re talking, one drop always feels like:


When someone posts an ugly picture of you:


When you get a random pebble in your shoe:


When your parents make a reference to having sex:


When you wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist:




When you go to a party that has free food:


When you’re singing alone and someone walks in the room:


When you hear the theme song to your favorite show:


When someone says all the pizza is gone, but then there’s one more slice:


When you realize you just said something stupid:


When you’re suddenly left alone with someone you just met:


When your friend has gum:


When something falls in your room in the middle of the night:

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MY01 JDM EVO VII - 230KW / 430NM @ 1.6BAR