my old man tells them that it wouldnt be of interest to talk to him..
they then ask "why is that?" to which he replies:
"because im 90 years old" (he's only mid 50s)
they then reply: "you sound pretty good for your age"
"he says thank you and hangs up"
always a classic

I mean sometimes it is funny, Specially when i have a few clients in my office and I put them on speaker , Can bearly understand a fckn word they are talking .

everyone is piussing them selfs laughing, then just tell them of fck off and hang up.

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

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I still think this is the best idea. Im going to download some mp3s and have them ready to go next week
as my pc speakers are right next to my phone at work ready for fast action.

Last time we had some telemarketers ring up, managed to have the old man over.
So he starts talking in german asking who they are, what they want, etc.

They normally last all of 5 seconds before hanging up

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I usually sound like I'm really interested then after about a minute or two I tell them there is someone at the front door & I'll be back in a minute, then go hang up about 10 min later.

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