Haha - classic!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...04/3130120.htm

How would they police someone dropping a silent lager bomb??

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LOL You would think that they would have some larger issues to be worrying about?

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^ lol at that

Remember one time did a silent killer past a couple at shops and saw them look at each other and the wife asked her hubby "was that you?"

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My best effort was dropping a Hiroshima lager bomb in one of the lifts at uni - nearly made me pass out it was that bad, getting out and then hearing the guy that got in dry retch as the doors were closing.. couldn't stop pissing myself for ages...

Still makes me chuckle now..

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The guys at work record their farts on their phones and play them down the phone to eachother all day... Thats funny... it's not so funny when the GM calls a closed door meeting in his office just to fart.

i wonder if everyone will spontaneously combust like in the South Park episode?

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lol at that, me bro and i used to do the same... we use to say "danger" before we farted to give a warning sign. Still have the recordings on me phone lol.

Another thing, when i first stated going out with the misses, no one fated. Later on i did and thougt its hell funny. She didn't for a while, but now she is doing it all the time. And my daughter (18 months) also laughs when someone or she farts!

Anyone for dutch ovens?

Have you guys stopped and wondered, why is it so funny when someone farts???

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Shows God has a sense of humour, otherwise he wouldn't have made them sound like they do!!

Nothing funnier than a well timed fart....

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Be careful. I have a mate who did that to his ex-misses. She vomited in the bed.

More fart entertainment can be had with some baby powder. Sprinkle it lightly on the dot, then let rip.
If anyone has seen the blowholes near Carnarvon, imagine that on a slightly smaller scale.
Similar results can be had with fire, but it can sting a little

I was in a lift at a hotel in Melbourne at 3.30am, my brother then farted and started laughing cause it stunk, I called him a c*#t to which he replied don't worry no one will get one at this time of night. On our floor the door opens and there are the couple in the room next to us, we casualy walk past each other, the door closes and we piss ourselves laughing.