In the end, this will hurt you the least amount


...and be a lot cheaper in the long run!

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let her catch you masturbating and see what happens

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Fuck your signature

That will happen at some point anyway mate as my preffered jerk off station is just to the right of the end of her bed :P

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is that where you told her you spilt some glue on the floor?

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Fuck your signature

Just masturbate in front of her. If she's keen, she won't scream and run away.
Do not do this at the dinner table however. The waitresses are usually disgusted.

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This is easy...

Wine... movie... couch... win.

If she doesn't cuddle up to you... don't bother.. she thinks you're mates.

If she does.. you're in.. no more masty's.

Same thing happened to me recently after 4 years.

You will have much more spare time than what you used to have, try to fill it to stop yourself getting bored and thinking about stuff that no longer matters!

1) Find yourself a hobby. I tend to go kayaking/fishing a lot more than i used to due to all the spare time which has magically appeared!

2) Go on a holiday or 2. Plenty of public holidays coming up, or just take some annual leave and con some of your mates to do the same.

3) Do the things that you've always wanted to do but never had the time to actually get around to doing. You will feel much better for it!

4) If all else fails drown your sorrows with your friends, they'll look after you

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and dont go bone your ex, its the worst thing possible

Yet it seems to right during it haha

hall of fame with this along with RayRays stuff and Roger Cordia!

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