But I get an extra $0.06 per week in the new budget - how could I not be happy??

So stop your whinging you lot.

That and I have 2 kids so I get CASH from the government to spend on whatever......I mean on their education every year!!

All you big wigs complaining - why have you ever had to live on struggle street?? why just last week I had to drink a 1974 Grange instead of the '72 because my man servant has a broken leg (may or may not have happened when I pushed him down the stairs because he served a '62 Moet when I clearly said '52)

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The more people I meet the more I like my Dog!

12.463 1/4 mile, not bad for an old school Liberty [DECEASED]

MY08 Liberty Tuned by STi

"Lifes rough n shit... brb going on another trip, Graham Downs, 2012"

<3

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seriously guys... My middle name starts with S, when am I getting my $2000 bribe?

Tax deductible trips in the main TJ - rather do that than pay for some else's smokes, booze and kids with the tax.

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Arguably my Automobile is Awash with Alliteration - Subaru Sti S202

I bet when the Craig Thomson investigation is complete, TJ will be implicated and held responsible for organising all the sluts, bitches and hookers.

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MY09 Evo X - 1.6bar@3500rpm - got lag?
Barbagallo - 56.03 (S); 1:08.09 (L)
Collie - 50.77
Possibly the most under-driven Evo X in the world??

I like how some of the payments must be made before July 1, which add to this years debt, so that next financial year is in 'surplus'.

The bribe calculator said I get $138, not good enough Swan. I can't even buy footwell neons for that.

If I am elected PM there will be footwell neons for every man, women and ....blah blah

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Funny looking German Subaru

funny cunts

where is this bribe calculator?

Don't know if this is actually a calculator to work out what you get, or what you owe.. but it's a calculator none the less.

Thanks to our reputable friends at Perthnow - link

I honestly don't understand these bribes.

It's like giving a kid with no hands bubble wrap.

Just plain retarded

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