You know you've gone too far...... - Perth-WRX.com

EXPLICIT · #1 01-05-2006, 08:34 PM

The pit guys start laughing as soon as you pull into their bay.
You can't drive your car in the rain.
Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car.
You are afraid to drive your car.
You spend more on tyres than on food.
You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.
You see a picture of your car taped to the bulletin board at your local police station.
You have to go to the track to buy fuel.
Your mechanic names the new showroom of his shop after you.
You're tempted to wear your race suit just to drive to the office.
You get pulled over for doing 220 in a 70 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the bonnet."
You are not allowed to run in Targa West.
You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.
Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.
You need parachute braking.
Your 'Significant other' won't even ride in the car.
There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.
Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened
Fuel is delivered to your home in 200L drums.
You wear earplugs in your car.
You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 280 kph.
Your exhaust pipes are larger in diameter than your driveshaft.
Your fuel pump flows enough to water a golf course.
Your engine idles at 2800 rpm.
You measure the fuel you use in "litres per kilometre".