Living Will
Last night, my fiance and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV, then threw out my beer.
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I used to tune cars with screwdrivers.
Clutch, Brake, Accelerate.
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