Last night, my fiance and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."









She got up, unplugged the TV, then threw out my beer.

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I used to tune cars with screwdrivers.
Clutch, Brake, Accelerate.

hahaha.

Gold Scottie - I like it

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you mirin?

hahahahahah

That's funny, I'd get rid of her and get someone else that appreciated your TV watching and drinking.

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STi Boy

Speaking of wills if your parents die just donate their bodies to science at the hospital and you have no funeral costs at all! BONUS you can just get straight into living a rick james lifestyle off your massive inheritance. I've already told my parents they are going in the green bin.

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bwahahahhahahahahhaa

That is so bad polar! But fuckn funny

you know... We donated my Great Granmother to science (her wishes) After three years.. You get them back!

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I used to tune cars with screwdrivers.
Clutch, Brake, Accelerate.

Nah if you sign them over u dont ahve to accept them back. They take it .. they get rid of it. If they want the organs and shit I am not paying for no funeral.

I can't take credit for the green bin. I asked my mum one day what would happen if grandpa died and dad said "we just roll him up in a carpet and put him out in the green bin on Thursday"

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Hmmm you sure the garbage truck would accept its weight? might have to let them dry out in the sun for a few days to rid them of any excess water/weight. If all else fails, just leave the body in maddington, chances are if u put a simple plan cd next to it, they'll automatically assume its a suicide.

Either/or