First i'd just to say as some of you would have guessed alot of people on WA either cant drive for fucking shit, or they Choose to drive like a wanker.
i mean you get all sorts of wankers, some dicks in SS commodores, Guys in Hondas who think their car is fast and their sooo short they can't even see above their dash, people who fail to signal, fail to give way, i could go on and write you a story book. But i must say ive had just about the worse experiences with drivers lately. However the last 3 just blew all the minor ones away
First one
So im driving to work, not hammering my car or anything just another day towards work. Driving down tonkin hwy, nobody tailgaiting me, nobody speeding or doing anything too stupid at the time, Seems like nothing can happen right.
Then all the sudden i saw the car next to me getting closer and closer, i was thinking "is this guy asleep on the wheel" then i noticed HE was actually switching lanes, forget checking blind spots mate.. he just switched straight into me, touching my side mirror with his. Not only did that piss me off i did not evne have time to honk as i was quick to take to the service lane and speed in front to avoid any major accident. Had i been somewhat unlucky and there was a car already on the service lane there would have been bigger collision. All in all as angry as i was i let it go and continued my journey towards work. Probably took it out my anger on my fellow workmates though
2nd incident
After having a long night at work, (place drives me insane) driving back i was at nichloson rd having taken albany back home instead of tonkin. I noticed the car in front of me some 4wd of some sort was not accelerating all to quickly so i looked to switch to the right lane, all of the sudden dickhead in a old SS commodore flies past me. Next thing you know we are lined up at the traffic lights. The typical im looking at, windows down, subs banging and those stuipd chrome rims. There he is egging me on for a race, i dont even bother becuase im not interested in loosing my licence as theres a police station up head. So he sprints off and does a massive burnout, strangely enough he didnt go too much over 70 or so which is the speed limit. Then came the roundabout and that specific big roundabout i ussualy take fast just for a quick thrill, him however somehow sensing that i wanted to race him started to speed up. And am i fucking dreaming or is a old SS commodore trying to take a WRX around a roundabout. I was not bothered to much, down 2 gears throw the car in, slamm the pedal to the floor until i reached speed limit passing him before the form one lane. Showimg my amusement for it , gladly rolled down my window and gave him a international fuck you with the middle finger. Next thing you know he crosses onto the dead zone of traffic and pulls out alonso's famous "around the outside move" clearly showing no care at all for the danger it poses passing me on the straight and clearly speeding.
3rd incident and this one blows the rest away in a shit storm.
As i was almost at my workplace, for another night. Spotted a old Honda prelude driving like absolute idiot switching lanes cutting people off and reving that fart cannon of his. Anyway having spotted me after cutting ME off he took to the roundabout turning right and threw it in recklessly, so fast that he almost hit a car who just entered the roundabout. After that we came across a relatively long striaght, well not to long about 400M he speeds off towards the left hand bend at the end of the stretch. And i don't know this guy, he does not know me, i don't know his driving skills so i decided to brake alittle early for the left hander at the end. And im thinking "is this guy going to brake". HE slams on his brakes locks the wheels up, but.... forget turning he doesnt turn at all, he just heads straight for the curve , over it and almost into the tree RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!. The accident was not bad he just damaged his front bumper and suspension probably would have been fuked. i was not impressed mate sorry, that was so shocking it reminded me in formula one where drivers go in to fast and lock up their brakes, but this was comopletely out of the questoin. Mr "i'll hoon my skills on the public roads" just hooned over the curve.
After seing what i saw being the bloke i am i just drove off, but i did notice him reversing out afterwards.
Beating somebody on the public roads via driving like a fuckwit does not prove how fast your car is or how fast a driver it is, however it does prove whos the bigger wanker. All in all i had a good laugh at these morons, and wonder just how the fuck they got their licenses and if they even have one for that matter.