Yeah the first story should read:
"I was tailgating this commonwhore, giving them some
bov love whilst staying in 2nd @ 60 kph. they got pissed off with my reckless driving and gave me a serve for driving like a wanker. I almost clipped them at one point and that was enough to cause one of the passengers to get out of the car and tell me to fuck off before he punched my head in.
I don't like being told I'm being a knob, so I came on here to rant about it"