Just reply with an assortment of gay porn images. Ask Tino for some from his collection.

I played a guy along when my car was for sale...advertised at $13k & I added $5k holding fee, cleaning & treatment for it to leave my area (noxious weed/pest crap I made up) of $2k, + various other fee's so it equalled $32k. And he still said yes!

Then he disappeared.