better an empty house than a bad tenant!

When you go inside KFC to order and come out to find 6 Africans', leaning all over the back of your car and you ask them wtf? There response is we're just leaning on it ....................


Don't forget those people whom when you ask them why they did something this way instead of a more beneficial way they respond with 'I don't know' ........ Then why didn't you ask

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They were probably waiting for you to come back with the chicken...

hahahaha!!! or maybe they saw the kfc ad that was then banned after a week on air. but seriously you can't beat southern friend chicken... seriously

you order a meal at a restaurant, ask if you can have mashed potato instead of chips (other meals on the menu have mashed potato) and for some reason this means that the meal no longer comes with salad - you have to pay an extra $5 for a small salad on the side. The waiter says "it doesn't work like that".
wtf!

yes most of the things that shit me are food related.

I recently found a cheque from 1993 from telstra for $12:55

I remember someone telling me at the time that if you don't cash it, it puts their figures out and it causes them more trouble then the money is worth to you

as they had fucked me around so badly I kept the cheque, wonder if I could ask for 17 years interest??

People who take the dangerous risk of overtaking in blind corners.
Another good reason to have the GoPro HD in the car with me all the time!
Wonder if its worthwhile passing the footage to the local police station.

People who 'Reply All' to an email or CC their buddies with some sort or funny or smartarse reply. Scrap that - they THINK it's a funny or smartarse reply.

Case in point, emailed an owner about the cost of repairs done recently (saved him about $2k), he replied with a 'Gee thanks, I think!!!'...and CC'd all his buddies. I can imagine the lol's had when they read it :roll:

Just got another one, work advising us of a Convention we may be going to, 'Reply All' from the fat cow saying 'Hell Yes! but I won't be wearing a dress!'. I dropped to the floor and rolled around with laughter at that one :roll:

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Dickhead salesman who will do anything for a dollar, including screwing over the service staff that keep their 'never breakdown' machines running

On the e-mail theme; people who request read receipts for every e-mail.