Being stuck at a break and enter for 5 hours because after hours don't answer their phone...

You shouldn't rob people then

Yeah I wish... I'm the one that cleans up the mess after the thieves have been....

You can fit shopping in the tiny boot? Impressive!

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[COLOR="Gray"]550Nm off a 2L... Just wish it was in the dak dak...[/COLOR]

Yeah, thought about that later, but shinobiken had his car nearby with his space saver, so stole his to save time. Still a pain in the arse when you only just discovered it won't fit and then with only one jack you have to put the front wheel back on, lower it, raise rear, remove rear wheel, etc... Then the kitchen closes at the restaurant you were supposed to meet everyone at...

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Speed doesn't kill. Suddenly becoming stationary does!

I can put the factory jack in the factory position to change the front wheel, and a couple of more winds sees the back wheel off the ground as well.

Makes it easy to change road and track rims.

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Race Torque Dyno 399 NM, 248Kw @ 20PSI

Straight roads are for fast cars, twisty roads are for fast drivers. I have or am neither.

http://tttmsp.smugmug.com/

when doing a satellite network upgrade does more harm than good... approx. 300 calls in the last 2 days out of 500 customers

People who feel the need to have a conversation with me whilst I am taking a piss.
FFS STFU and give me a moment to myself.

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MY00 Impreza WRX | MY11 Liberty GT Premium[/COLOR]

Id be pissed.

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I am only an asshole on the internet :)

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

People who try and have a conversation with you while you're obviously busy. Or when you are using your limited lunch break to just relax and browse the web.

But todays was - Getting a haircut and the hairdresser managed to get every single bit of hair either on my face or down the shirt. fucking itchy all over.

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Twin scroll Pig Bi-Squeeling