Ok. I'm sure many can relate.

I'm sick of people calling WRX's and STi's Hairdresser cars.

A stock Impreza certainly is. But most of the people I know see a WRX or STi as a hairdresser car with Implants. (They've never driven one.)

I own 2 V8's and they assume they are automatically a better car.

I have found a way to fix this. I let them drive and tell them to floor it (to the speed limit, corners excluded)

PROBLEM SOLVED.

PS: (V8's are awesome but, my favorite, even though 2 and a 1/2 times the capacity)