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Salutations from Cecil !
Hello everyone.
I'd like to introduce myself to you WRX people. My name is Cecil, and I'm an 87 year old man, currently living in a nursing home. Please bear with me - I'm new to this Intramanet thingamajiggy Why am I here you ask ? Well, all of us oldies were getting a bit bored and depressed at the nursing home after they stopped our Viagra supply, and we were looking for something new to get into. Yesterday after our daily colostomy bag cleanout, rumour swept through the coffee room that old Bill Finnigan was thinking of taking up some local competition of a motor vehicular nature ! Apparently he'd heard from his great, great, great grandchildren that a younger whipper-snapper member of this forum was getting his backside kicked by an old fellow called Gocmeister on the weekend at some jolly shindig out near the Airport. Apparently his name is Burke - and he's known here as XT43. This story has now inspired us ALL to come down and have a crack at him. Old Mertyl is so excited she's cleaning the cobwebs out of her crotch ! So we're after some advice on how to prepare to take the young fellow on, if you'd kindly help us out * What will it take to get our Model T Fords ready for competition ? * Can we race him in our wheel-chairs ? * Are there areas where our groupies can watch ? (old Mertyl and Nancy are a real riot - and keen to meet this Burke fellow - they heard he looks a bit like their favourite TV star - Bert Newton !) Here's A picture of Mertyl & Nancy at last year's annual hall dance. (They'd just found out that Bill had smuggled in some kick ass Viagra) Anyways, nice to meet you young people. Look forward to coming down and joining the other oldies giving that Burke fellow a gool old fashioned spanking ! Toodooloo ! Cecil Montgomery. Last edited by Cecil; 23-08-2011 at 06:45 PM. |
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Ror!
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hahaha
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Fuckin LOL
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Nudes don't seem to be loading.
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I'd tap that....with a shovel...
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I fucked Mertyl and Nancy in some three way action.
Sluts.
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haha
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