corporate golf days

1. heariing Berni ask rice boy questions on #perthwrx
2. Hearing that Jester ****** Bernies ****
3. Hearing that Jester ****** Bernies ****
4. Hearing that Jester ****** Bernies ****

Finding that ciggie/money/doylie you only remembered about dropping down the side of the seat loong after you ran out.

[QUOTE=ALWAYS BROKE]you really think sex doesn't cost you anything........

let me mind you
1. if you have a girlfriend you beg for it, so it costs time, effort and general financial maintanance......
2. if your married it cost you a lot more sometimes as much as half.....
3.if your single it costs you heaps on alcohol, condoms and if you fck up 18 years at 30% of your income
4.if your ugly it costs you 250 an hour
5.if your desperate its costs you heaps on alcohol till you pull one...[/QUOTE]

And don't forget the cost if the condom breaks!

If your a billionaire then you get supermodels .. because all those chicks are Ho's deep down.

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i'm sure you would get over it....

[QUOTE=creepin]screwing someones gf without them knowing , then the next night they buy u a beer.(best tasting beer ever)[/QUOTE]


you truely are an a grade tosser with a comment like that.

if you ever touched mine or a mates gf i would break your fucking legs. Tosser.

The question is Fozz is he a polar level tosser? Personally i don't think anyone is in my league.

Farting in a packed lift, and watching the look on everyones faces when they smell it...

if you drive a rex nothing...