Things That Cost You Nothing That Are Soooo Good.
 

1) hanging a piss when u've been keeping it in all day (and a shit too)

2) sex and all things related.




please feel free to add on to my list

3) boogies

4. ignoring fred's lame jokes

5) listening to the 100,000 questions that bernie asks everyone in #perthwrx

6) shoplifted mars and snickers bars

screwing someones gf without them knowing , then the next night they buy u a beer.(best tasting beer ever)

[QUOTE=LegacyGT]5) listening to the 100,000 questions that bernie asks everyone in #perthwrx[/QUOTE]

"im looking to get full decals on my rex for under $300, i think i can manage that, what do you think fred?"

"does anyone know how to fit neons?"

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you really think sex doesn't cost you anything........

let me mind you
1. if you have a girlfriend you beg for it, so it costs time, effort and general financial maintanance......
2. if your married it cost you a lot more sometimes as much as half.....
3.if your single it costs you heaps on alcohol, condoms and if you fck up 18 years at 30% of your income
4.if your ugly it costs you 250 an hour
5.if your desperate its costs you heaps on alcohol till you pull one...

if yah smart, nothing :)

if your good-looking...nothing :)

corporate golf days

1. heariing Berni ask rice boy questions on #perthwrx
2. Hearing that Jester ****** Bernies ****
3. Hearing that Jester ****** Bernies ****
4. Hearing that Jester ****** Bernies ****

Finding that ciggie/money/doylie you only remembered about dropping down the side of the seat loong after you ran out.

[QUOTE=ALWAYS BROKE]you really think sex doesn't cost you anything........

let me mind you
1. if you have a girlfriend you beg for it, so it costs time, effort and general financial maintanance......
2. if your married it cost you a lot more sometimes as much as half.....
3.if your single it costs you heaps on alcohol, condoms and if you fck up 18 years at 30% of your income
4.if your ugly it costs you 250 an hour
5.if your desperate its costs you heaps on alcohol till you pull one...[/QUOTE]

And don't forget the cost if the condom breaks!

If your a billionaire then you get supermodels .. because all those chicks are Ho's deep down.

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i'm sure you would get over it....

[QUOTE=creepin]screwing someones gf without them knowing , then the next night they buy u a beer.(best tasting beer ever)[/QUOTE]


you truely are an a grade tosser with a comment like that.

if you ever touched mine or a mates gf i would break your fucking legs. Tosser.

The question is Fozz is he a polar level tosser? Personally i don't think anyone is in my league.

Farting in a packed lift, and watching the look on everyones faces when they smell it...

if you drive a rex nothing...

yeah the shivver you get through your body after a good piss is awesome...it makes up for missing some of the movie when you are uber busting...

Smoking in the toilet while taking a shit.
Fcuking awsome HHEHEHE

[QUOTE=alcw]Smoking in the toilet while taking a shit.
Fcuking awsome HHEHEHE[/QUOTE]

Smoking is bad...mmmmkay

ehem. no mmkay

smoking is wasting mod money. how much do people spend on smokes a year?

waking up morning and appreciating how much you really do have

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stop it i'm getting teary...

your mum making your dinner

Balistics mum making me dinner

Hosing Simon, even though he has a 2.5 litre, HUGE GT25 turbo and a 6 speed ;)

Not possible since he hoses Simons GTR Joe...

I didnt hose the GTR .. He just couldnt pull away more than a car length when we were going flat out for about 4 or 5 seconds. He was definitely faster... just not much faster.

lol not this again

Geez bud. I feel sorry for you. If she's banging you, how many other guys she got on the go. Had an STD check lately!!! You must be savouring that beer now!!! hahaha

Even worse how many of your mates have bought you a beer lately. Won't be long before he narrows it down. Geez! hahaha

[QUOTE=creepin]screwing someones gf without them knowing , then the next night they buy u a beer.(best tasting beer ever)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fozzy]you truely are an a grade tosser with a comment like that.

if you ever touched mine or a mates gf i would break your fucking legs. Tosser.[/QUOTE]

fozzy thanks for the comment but i actually heard a comedian say it once thats why i wrote it.
the thread is along the same lines as his act was

no need to threaten people mate.

Fozzy likes to be a keyboard warrior. .... read my signature yet fozzy? or a r e y o u s t i l l s o u n d i n g i t o u t ?

Keyboard warrior no. Unlike yourself Simon i actually speak fact not complete and utter crap like yourself

Being asked if my car's a "real sti" by dumb country hicks, when its a fuckin auto with no rear wiper, TOOLS!!

[QUOTE=Fozzy]Keyboard warrior no. Unlike yourself Simon i actually speak fact not complete and utter crap like yourself[/QUOTE]

In all your posts all you ever seem to do is talk shit directing negative comments towards others. Hypocrite?

[QUOTE=mAuL*]In all your posts all you ever seem to do is talk shit directing negative comments towards others. Hypocrite?[/QUOTE]

i dont think so
scotty's not a sheep and that's kinda refreshing