lmao!!

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ROFL Hahahaha

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^^^^ If the paper turns clear it's your window to weight gain!!

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What's red and invisible?

NO TOMATOES

hahahahaha

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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next
day. The next day he drove up
and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
donkey died.'Chuck replied,'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said,
You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back.'
Chuck now works for the government.

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An Irishman and his pregnant wife are driving along in the middle of Ireland when she feels the baby coming. So Paddy pulls over, gets his wife out the car and lays her down on the side of the road. Paddy gets on the phone and rings the hospital.

"Help, help, my wife is having a baby, I don't know what to do, we are in the middle of the country".

The nurse on the phone asks "Is this your wifes first baby?"

He replies "No, it's her husband Paddy!!!"

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ROFL, you have all the good ones hehe, always keep me in stiches.

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"Usually. Some guys can only dribble while others can shoot three pointers, so it might not make any difference how far they shoot. But in my case, it does."

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not sure if i have posted this one before....

While she was 'Speeding' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what?

A rectum stretcher?And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot bumhole?', he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'.


Traffic Fine- £95.00

Court Costs- £45.00

Look on the Cop's Face. PRICELESS