It was mine!! I stole it fair and square from an email I was sent

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No more GC8, sad face.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

lol

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses'.

nother repeat! lol

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Osama Bin Hooning
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Perth-Wrx

i give up!!!

To be honest I dont mind repeats. I forgot the last few pages of jokes so I will always laugh again hehe ... Can never repeat a joke toomany times IMO.

Keep em comming ...

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LOL HEY GUYS IM JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS

"Usually. Some guys can only dribble while others can shoot three pointers, so it might not make any difference how far they shoot. But in my case, it does."

true!!

+2

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Osama Bin Hooning
Senior Terrorist Operative
Perth-Wrx

A Chap checked into a new Holiday inn express (like the one in Banbury). Realizing he needed a Haircut before the next day's event, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber open nearby..

I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the
hall from your room is a couple of vending machines that should serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the man located the machine, inserted
£2.50, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the
machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the man
pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the
best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures,
£5.' "Why not?" thought the man. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a
Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, £0.25.'

The man looked both ways, put fifty pence in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.


When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later the machine shut off.

With trembling hands, the man was able to withdraw his tender unit... Which now had a nice new button sewn on the end.