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Old 02-05-2007, 05:00 PM
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Q = How many Jews can you fit in a car???

A = 2 at the front, 3 at the back and 5 in the ash tray.
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Q = What is the difference between a pizza and a jew???

A = A pizza does not scream in the oven??
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:01 PM
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:30 PM
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Worst one ive heard...

Q: How do you know if your best friend is gay?

A: His dick tastes like shit.
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hahahahah those are good esp the jew ones =P
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Old 02-05-2007, 08:55 PM
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What makes Michael Jackson and Mickey Mouse the same kind?

They are both black with white face, sleeps with children and both have theme parks
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:12 PM
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What did Michael Jackson say to the peodophile down the road?

Swap ya two fives for a ten
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:15 PM
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I love this Cyanide & Happiness stuff

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Old 02-05-2007, 10:03 PM
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Q: Whats the worst thing about being a paedophile?

A: You have to go to bed early.

disclaimer: I am not a paedophile.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:38 PM
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Q. When does Michael Jackson go to bed?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Q. Whats the best thing about sleeping with 29 year olds??
A. Theres twenty of them....

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