I suppose after 7 years of being in relationships with the opposite sex, i've learnt a few do's and dont's but today i just took that too the next level

Saw an old work mate come in today and since i last saw her (6mnths maybe) she has put on some weight on around the belly (no biggie, no ones perfect!) and her boobs had gotten bigger... Then she rubs her belly with an open palm.

Naturally I said something along the lines of "OMG are you having a baby" (gotta make it sound exciting too!). Turns out she isnt and she gets really upset. Whats worse is her boyfriends mum is standing next to her and says "she better not be"

Whoops!